Date Everything hasn’t even cooled off, and it already has a knockoff. A game called Flirt Everything: Date Object just appeared on the Xbox store. It surprised fans—not with clever parody, but with how boldly it mimics the original’s concept, name, and visuals. Yet, it misses everything that made Date Everything special, offering awkward clones in place of charm.
What Is “Flirt Everything: Date Object”?
Flirt Everything: Date Objects, developed and published by LightGamess, is now live on Xbox and PC as of July 14, 2025. At first glance, the game appears to follow a similar formula to Date Everything—inviting players to romance animated household objects in a cozy, personality-filled home.
But where Date Everything uses charm, story, and emotional depth, Flirt Everything feels like an imitation stripped of heart. Players control a floating heart cursor to initiate romantic conversations with everyday items—like a lamp, a washing machine, or even a toilet. The goal is to choose the right responses to raise a “Love Meter.” Saying the wrong thing might “break a heart… or a toilet.”
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The game features 14 unique object-people hybrids and lets players choose between flirty, rude, or awkward replies. It supports keyboard, mouse, and gamepad, and was built using Dialogue System for Unity.
But players report that the execution lacks personality. Characters are stiff, with repeated animations and bland expressions, and the writing fails to match the original’s emotional depth or charm.
Gameplay: A Hollow Replica
Flirt Everything tries to copy Date Everything’s love/friend/hate dialogue mechanic. But it falls flat. The dialogue feels auto generated. One line— “no one really sees me”—has no weight or personality. There’s also a timer for responses, but it adds stress without meaning.
The UI feels borrowed from Fallout or Cyberpunk. It’s slathered in pink and clashes with everything else. This adds to the chaos, not charm.
By contrast, Date Everything cleverly grounds its surreal premise through a magical pair of glasses the protagonist wears. These reveal human forms hidden in everyday furniture. It makes the strange setup feel logical and personal. Flirt Everything offers no such grounding mechanic, just bizarre hybrids with no context.
Character Design That Misses the Mark
Flirt Everything’s visuals are a mess. Every character stands the same way. The fingers look like they were taped on. Facial expressions? Mostly blank. The designs look like unfinished 3D models pasted onto store props.
The Xbox Store listing even uses the tagline “Fall in love… with your furniture!” But there’s no love in how it’s presented.
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Players compared it to bad Roblox games or horror titles in disguise. One user joked it looked like Andy’s Apple Farm if it had fewer polygons.
Gamers Call Out the Copycat
The backlash was fast. Gamers mocked how shamelessly the game copied Date Everything. Many were frustrated that the original, hand-crafted title was followed by something that felt cheap and lifeless.
“A game that starts with an anti-AI message gets ripped off by something that looks like it was made by AI. That’s irony.”
This contrast matters. Date Everything opens with the main character losing their job to AI, setting up its whole emotional tone.
Developers confirmed that no AI was used in the original—meeting Steam’s disclosure rules. Meanwhile, Flirt Everything looks like it leaned on AI tools for art and writing.
The logo is also similar—almost too similar. Fans are asking if it counts as copyright infringement. One user even contacted the Date Everything devs via Discord. They confirmed they’ve already forwarded it to legal.
As of now, Flirt Everything is on PC and Xbox. But it hasn’t received a single user review since its July 14 launch.
Budget Game, Premium Cost?
Shockingly, the game was listed at $20. That’s just $10 less than the original—and it shows far less quality. Date Everything offers dozens of detailed characters, emotional arcs, and strong design. This clone doesn’t come close.
It’s currently discounted to $9.99. Even at that price, most players say it’s not worth it.
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That this clone exists so soon shows just how strong Date Everything’s impact was. But it also shows how fragile original creativity can be in the hands of opportunists.
Support the real thing. If you want heartfelt or hilarious object romance, the original is where to go.
If you’re looking for another quirky narrative game after Date Everything, skip the copy. Try something with real heart instead — like Monster Prom 4: Monster Con, I Was a Teenage Exocolonist, Raptor Boyfriend or Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator.
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