In No, I’m Not A Human, the phone in your hallway isn’t just decoration—it’s a vital connection to the outside world. Calling every available number in the game unlocks the “Phone Book” achievement, and several other hidden rewards along the way. However, learning all these numbers takes careful timing and interaction with specific characters and devices.
Where to Find the Phone
You’ll find the Phone inside your home, right in the hallway near the front door. It’s a permanent feature that allows the protagonist to make calls once active.
- In the early demo, interacting with it gave the message: “The phone lines are down until fall. We’ll just have to wait…”, hinting at the full game’s release date.
- In the full version, you can use it freely during daytime only.
- Some calls trigger achievements or unique dialogues tied to lore, making it an important gameplay mechanic.
See also: No I’m Not a Human Achievement Guide: Complete Walkthrough
How to Unlock All Phone Numbers
There are 13 unique phone numbers scattered throughout No, I’m Not A Human. Some are received through TV and radio broadcasts, while others come from guests you invite into your home. Below is a full breakdown.
TV Numbers
These are the easiest to find since your TV plays key ads and announcements over several days.
| Number | How to Unlock | Extra Details / Achievements |
|---|---|---|
| ForRest | Watch TV on Day 2 (also appears on later days if missed). | Ordering any item through this number unlocks the “Special Delivery” achievement. |
| FEMA | Watch TV on Day 3 or later. | Always 000-451. Calling it before officially unlocking triggers “You Weren’t Supposed to Hear That.” |
Radio Numbers
Your radio broadcasts unique programs at certain intervals that reveal important contact numbers.
Make sure to listen fully — skipping the audio early means the number won’t unlock.
| Number | How to Unlock | Extra Details / Achievements |
|---|---|---|
| Psychics | Tune in to the radio on Day 3 and listen to the full segment. | Calling this number unlocks “Amateurish Exorcism.” |
| Phone Roulette | Tune in to the radio on Day 5. | A randomized call event that adds eerie flavor to your world. |
NPC Numbers
The rest of the phone numbers come from visitors you invite into your home. Each character has their own backstory and requires several days of conversation to reveal their contact. Keeping them alive and out of FEMA custody is crucial.
| Number | How to Unlock | Extra Details / Achievements |
|---|---|---|
| Neighbor | Speak with your neighbor on Day 1. | Automatically unlocked, even if you skip the intro. |
| That Girl’s Friend | Invite the Neighbor’s Daughter on Night 4; speak with her three times over three days. | — |
| Deadbeat Mom’s Husband | Invite the mother with a child and speak with her across three days. | — |
| From the Psychic Lady | Invite the Fortune Teller and talk twice on separate days. | — |
| Twin’s Husband | Invite the Twins; speak with the yellow-colored Twin three times. | — |
| Foreign Embassy | Invite the Man with the Stitched Mouth; converse four times over four days. | — |
| Mama’s Boy’s Sister | Invite the Best Son T-shirt guy; talk three times over three days. | — |
| Fat Aggro’s Wife | Invite the Angry Man and speak with him four times across four days. | — |
| From FEMA Guy’s Wife | Invite the FEMA Wife; maintain conversations for five days. | Longest dialogue chain among all NPCs. |
Tip: Characters who share numbers require long-term survival—keep them alive and out of FEMA’s reach. Use FEMA Notices, Cat Food, and frequent saving to ensure their stories continue.
How to Use the Phone in No I’m Not A Human
Once unlocked, you can dial any saved number from your phone. Keep these points in mind:
- The phone can be used only during the day.
- ForRest orders have cooldowns—once you order, wait a couple of days before trying again.
- Most phone numbers are randomized per playthrough, except for FEMA, Psychics, and Phone Roulette.
- Calling Spiritual Experts (given by the Fortune Teller) triggers a chilling monologue lifted from the Polish horror series Poradnik Uśmiechu (Smile Guide)—a hidden nod to Kraina Grzybów TV.
Achievements Linked to the Phone
| Achievement | How to Unlock |
|---|---|
| Phone Book | Call all 13 available numbers in a single or across multiple playthroughs. |
| Special Delivery | Order an item through ForRest. |
| You Weren’t Supposed To Hear That | Call FEMA’s number before officially unlocking it. |
| Amateurish Exorcism | Call the Psychic number and complete the conversation. |
| Who You Gonna Call? | Early demo achievement featuring the protagonist holding the phone. |
Trivia and Secrets
- The telephone was first teased by developers Trioskaz and Critical Reflex in a 2024 Steam post.
- It was described as a “source of entertainment, information, and resource replenishment.”
- The Spiritual Experts call’s dialogue mirrors a Polish poem:
“And beware this land of mushrooms,
Though the sunny meadow’s tempting —
One who enters shall experience
Nothing but the weep and parting.” - The phone’s nighttime model has a dim glow, but it can’t be interacted with until morning.
Quick Tips for No I’m Not A Human phone numbers
If you’re aiming for full completion:
- Prioritize guests who take several days to reveal their numbers.
- Track TV and radio schedules (Day 2, 3, and 5 are key).
- Always call a number immediately after unlocking it to ensure progress toward the Phone Book achievement.
- Keep saves from different nights—some numbers can be missed if a guest dies or is taken by FEMA.
The phone mechanic in No, I’m Not A Human ties together the game’s unsettling isolation and its hidden social connections. Whether you’re ordering through ForRest or phoning psychics, every number deepens the eerie worldbuilding—and rewards the most attentive players with haunting new lore and achievements. Play Now!
