No I’m Not a Human Achievement Guide – Full Achievement Walkthrough

The haunting world of No, I’m Not a Human hides 49 achievements that test your curiosity, morality, and survival instincts. Some unlock naturally through story progression, while others demand specific choices or hidden interactions. This complete guide explains how to unlock every achievement step by step.

Story and Ending Achievements

Achievement	Requirement	How to Unlock
The End?	Survive until Day 14.	Reach the final day with only Human guests in your home.
No, I’m Not Alone	Survive with Visitors.	Finish the game while at least one Visitor remains alive inside your house.
Yes, I’m Alone	Lie to the Pale Man.	Tell the Pale Man “I am alone” — he’ll break in and end your run.
Wrath of the Vigilante	Trick the Vigilante.	On his second visit, show him a suspicious body part (like too-white teeth or unwashed armpits) to make him think you’re a Visitor.
Welcome to FEMA	FEMA ending.	Hand over all FEMA notices, call them three times, and comply with their instructions.
Shroom or Doom	Mushroom ending.	Meet the Mushroom Man on Night 6 and complete his ritual sequence.
May Death Cleanse Us of Our Sins!	Cultist ending.	Keep all Cultists alive until Night 11 and agree to join their ritual.
Yes, I’m a Murderer	Blood ending.	Kill several humans (around 3–4) in a single run to trigger this ending.
Take Responsibility	Child of Doom ending.	Progress through the Seductive Woman’s questline and interact with her child.
Everywhere at the End of Time	Unlock all endings.	Complete all 10 possible endings in the game.

Exploration and Home Interaction Achievements

Achievement	Requirement	How to Unlock
A House with History	Explore everything.	Inspect all key objects: Curtains & Nightstand (Bedroom), Window (Bathroom), Boxes (Storage), Cupboard (Kitchen), Picture & Magazine (Office), Cross & Bunny (Living Room).
Idiot Box	Watch all TV shows.	Watch the television every day; some days require multiple clicks.
Radioactive	Hear all broadcasts.	Listen to every daily radio message up to Day 13.
Phone Book	Call every number.	Dial all 13 available numbers from TV ads, radio, and guests.
Special Delivery	Order from ForRest.	Watch the TV ad (Day 2), call ForRest, and receive your package the next night.
No, I’m Not a Visitor	Self-check.	Examine yourself in the bathroom mirror before a Vigilante visit.
Over the Garden Wall	Look outside often.	Check every window at night for five consecutive nights.
Pest Control	Kill the cockroach.	Click the cockroach in the fridge to squash it.

Guest Interaction Achievements

Achievement	Requirement	How to Unlock
Family Dinner	Let everyone in.	Do not refuse entry to any guest (the Pale Man doesn’t count).
Harsh Compromise	Accept a bribe.	Refuse entry, then accept an item bribe from guests like Crop Top Guy or Wheelchair Man.
First Time?	Misidentify a Visitor.	Shoot a human guest by mistake.
Not on My Watch!	Identify a Visitor.	Correctly test and shoot a Visitor.
Frenemy	Kill same person twice.	Kill the same character once as a Human and again as a Visitor across separate runs.
Your Fluffy Master	Feed the cat.	Let in the Cat Lady (Night 4), order Cat Food, and feed the cat on Day 5.
Happier Days	Widow’s memory.	Talk to the Widow for three days until she shows her old photograph.
Watch and Learn	Kill the Bandana Guy.	Shoot the man with the purple headband when he visits.
I AM THE LAW	Kill the Rent Guy.	Let the aggressive Rent Guy in, speak once, then shoot him.
Wait…	Wheelchair mystery.	Test the man in the wheelchair; if he’s a Visitor (missing fingers), unlock this.
Lost in the Roots	Meet the Immortal Man.	Invite him in and speak during the day.
Hot Potato	Return FEMA Notice.	Give the FEMA Notice back to the Burned Firefighter on Day 8.
Martyr	Comfort the Glasses Woman.	Talk to the Woman with Glasses for five consecutive days.
The Whisperer in the Darkness	Blind Man quest.	Speak with the Blind Man for five days, then check on him on the sixth.
Bullet Dodger	Ballerina fight.	Speak with the Cat Lady/Ballerina for five days, then shoot her during the conversation.

Hidden and Event-Based Achievements

Achievement	Requirement	How to Unlock
Come and See	Witness the end.	Look through the peephole on Night 6 to see the city burning.
WHAT’S THAT SMELL?!	Religious man event.	Speak to the Sun Worshipper for three days, then give him beer when requested.
Event Horizon	Encounter the Cold Person.	Keep them inside until they reveal their stomach — this kills nearby guests.
Soooooo…	Pale Man’s last visit.	Answer his questions during his final appearance on Night 11.
Walk a Mile in Their Shoes	Nightmare event.	Let too many Visitors kill guests to trigger the strange dream.
Do Not Disturb	Deny aggression.	Refuse entry to an aggressive visitor like the Middle-aged Woman.
House of the Living	First-week survival.	Prevent all Visitor murders for the first seven days.
Story Was a Little Dry	No saving allowed.	Beat the game without drinking Kombucha (save item).

Consumable and Daily Routine Achievements

Achievement	Requirement	How to Unlock
Breakfast of Champions	Coffee and Cigarettes combo.	Drink Coffee and smoke Cigarettes on the same day.
Sommelier	Try every item.	Consume Beer, Coffee, Cigarettes, EnerJeka, Kombucha, and Mushroom at least once.
Amateurish Exorcism	Psychic call.	Listen to the radio on Day 3 to get the Psychics’ number and call them.
Isolation	No outside influence.	Complete a run without watching TV, listening to the radio, or looking outside.

Challenge and Skill Achievements

Achievement	Requirement	How to Unlock
No, I Am Not a Murderer	Non-violent run.	Complete a playthrough without shooting anyone.
Know Your Enemy	Perfect human shelter.	Survive with zero Visitors inside by Day 14.
Double Trouble	Two kills, one day.	Shoot and kill two Visitors in a single day.

See also: How to Unlock the Shroom or Doom Ending in No I’m Not a Human

Quick Tips for Completionists

1. Use multiple saves. Save each morning to experiment with conversations and test results.
2. Plan for FEMA visits. They take guests on Days 4 and 5 — schedule your key dialogues before then.
3. Identify Visitors early. Learn their tells (e.g., teeth color, speech tone, behavior).
4. Manage consumables wisely. Coffee, Cigarettes, and Cat Food affect story safety and survival.
5. Replay with focus. Some endings contradict others; use fresh runs to unlock mutually exclusive paths.

Reaching 100% completion in No, I’m Not a Human is as much about understanding people as it is about surviving. Every achievement adds another piece to the game’s grim puzzle — whether you’re joining cultists, facing the Vigilante, or simply feeding your cat for a night of peace.

True mastery comes from patience, experimentation, and empathy — even in a world where no one can be trusted.